Official Stephen Colbert WristStrong Wrist Awareness Bracelet

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Official Stephen Colbert WristStrong Wrist Awareness Bracelet
is available for purchase
from and for the benefit of Dr. Stephen T. Colbert, D.F.A.

Friend of the show, Lance Armstrong, started using silicone bracelets to raise awareness about Cancer of the Bicycle (right?) and now everyone is doing it: from "Team Canada" to "Reading is Power" to "I Heart Hanson".

But now, Dr. Colbert has raised the level of awareness-raising bracelets with his very own "Stephen Colbert WristStrong Bracelet!

The Official Stephen Colbert WristStrong (pr. wrishtrong) Wrist Awareness Bracelet is made from the rarest of plastics, red.^{Episode #301}

[edit] Rituals

[edit] Wearing

[edit] Passing Off

• the official pass off for a WristStrong bracelet is to shake hands and mid-shake, pass it from your be-braceleted wrist to the un-braceleted wrist^{Episode #391}

[edit] Sizes

Dr. Colbert demonstrating how an Official Stephen Colbert WristStrong Wrist Awareness Bracelet could be used on the skull wrist

Dr. Colbert modeling both sizes

This latest gift from Our Glorious Stephen comes in a fashionable color and two sizes, "normal" and "wrist victim", which can be used on the becasted wrist of Wrist-Victim-Americans or on the "neck" (or skull wrist).^{Episode #295}

[edit] Celebrities

If all the heroes who have received bracelets from Stephen surrender theirs to someone more famous than they are, eventually Brad Pitt will have everyone's bracelet.

Dr. Colbert says only the rich and famous should have one, but if you want one, you can send an internets to ColbertNation.com explaining why you should have one and the heroes at ColbertNation.com who are better than you will judge your worthiness and consider sending you one.

Upon receipt of your Official Stephen Colbert WristStrong Wrist Awareness Bracelet™, the heroes have been given strict instructions to help Dr. Colbert increase awareness about wrists by surrendering their bracelet to the Typhoid Marys of awareness: celebrities.^{Episode #296}

Once you have met your fame superior and surrendered your bracelet, send another internets to ColbertNation.com telling Stephen about your encounter and who got your bracelet, and you will receive a "Fame Awareness Bracelet", which does not presently exist.

[edit] Heroes

• Brian Williams - photo, and the response. He passed it to:

• Matt Lauer - photo

• Craig Newmark - photo
• ...*sigh*... Al Gore - photo
• Matthew Perry, Erik Estrada - photos
• Salman Rushdie - photo
• Jim Ross, grappling hobbyist - [1]
• Michael Nutter, anti-gun nut and currently Mayor of Philadelphia
• Carl Hiaasen, golfer and practical medicine enthusiast. Given by way of handshake transference method.

[edit] Traitors

• Katie Couric

[edit] Bandwagon Hoppers

• Barack Obama

[edit] Undecided

• YOU. Oh, you already bought it and gave it to someone more famous? Then you're doing a heckuva job!

[edit] External links, calcium fortified!

• NFZ covers that wrist like a bracelet of justice.