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Contents 1 French Train Breaks Speed Record 2 Two Butterflies 3 Sha Rukh Khan at Madame Tussaud's 4 Window Washer 5 An Apprentice Geisha Blogs 6 A Mother Brown Bear and Her Cub At The Belgrade Zoo 7 The Alinghi Will Compete in America's Cup 8 A Volcano Erupts Into The Indian Ocean 9 Baboons At Moscow Zoo 10 Scientists Discover Genes That Determine A Dog's Size 11 Sega Toys Unveils "Robot Chicks" 12 Giant Easter Egg 13 The Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence Easter Bonnet Contest, 2007 14 The Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence Easter Bonnet Contest, 2007, more

[edit] French Train Breaks Speed Record

A French passenger train set a world record speed of 357 miles an hour.

I wonder what it was running away from? --Aaronak 21:36, 3 April 2007 (UTC)

French train "Le Retreat" breaks speed record as it flees from invading arabs

You'd be building faster trains too if you were trying to get the hell out of France. - The Lake Effect 16:21, 6 April 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Two Butterflies

The guys were bitterly disappointed when they finally realized their partner in the manage-a-trois was actually a leaf. --Careax 02:22, 6 April 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Sha Rukh Khan at Madame Tussaud's

Taj Mahal Badalandabad gets surprise visit from his father in "Van Wilder" --Alethic Logic 15:04, 5 April 2007 (UTC)

India's plan to overpopulate using clones revealed!Tourskin 18:55, 5 April 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Window Washer

Sony announces new technology: nano-technicians clean your TV screen from the inside. --Alethic Logic 23:14, 5 April 2007 (UTC)

[edit] An Apprentice Geisha Blogs

Multiculturalism is infesting our blogosphere. Bi 19:26, 9 April 2007 (UTC)

(ブーシ大統領万歳！ Bi 19:33, 9 April 2007 (UTC))

[edit] A Mother Brown Bear and Her Cub At The Belgrade Zoo

Russian bears trained to kill infantsTourskin 18:56, 5 April 2007 (UTC)

Proof that Godless Killing Machines show no discrimination in their blood-thirsty endeavors. --Careax 07:11, 9 April 2007 (UTC)

The bears are fighting amongst themselves. Quick let's use it to our advantage.--Thedragonoverlord 20:17, 9 April 2007 (UTC)

[edit] The Alinghi Will Compete in America's Cup

Jesus is back! And this time he's fishing for a cup! --Careax 04:36, 7 April 2007 (UTC)

[edit] A Volcano Erupts Into The Indian Ocean

Stephen Colbert's gut. --Alethic Logic 20:16, 8 April 2007 (UTC)

Avert your eyes! It's a portal to Bear Hell! It's the worst kind of hell!

[edit] Baboons At Moscow Zoo

MAMBLA expands membership. --Alethic Logic 16:15, 7 April 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Scientists Discover Genes That Determine A Dog's Size

Chewy, Where are you?

[edit] Sega Toys Unveils "Robot Chicks"

Pope blesses holy communion peep wafers for Easter sunrise services. --Alethic Logic 18:28, 8 April 2007 (UTC)

Nice one! --Careax 07:12, 9 April 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Giant Easter Egg

Two Chinese children await the birth of a giant rooster with naive excitement. Little do they realize it is a freedom rooster, which will violently crush their nation in its noble battle against communism. --Careax 07:07, 9 April 2007 (UTC)

Godzilla --Alethic Logic 17:23, 9 April 2007 (UTC)

[edit] The Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence Easter Bonnet Contest, 2007

Activists picket to change "Happy" Easter to "Gay" Easter. --Alethic Logic 17:25, 9 April 2007 (UTC)

Nappy-headed ho's UNITE! --Alethic Logic 01:58, 13 April 2007 (UTC)

[edit] The Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence Easter Bonnet Contest, 2007, more

Many men, women, and even dogs, turned out in appropriate dress to commemorate the 7th anniversary of Dame Barbara Cartland's passing. --Careax 02:13, 9 April 2007 (UTC)

An unending row of drag queens lines up to Welcome Back Jesus. - The Lake Effect 23:51, 9 April 2007 (UTC)