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Contents 1 A Black-footed Ferret 2 Rare Deer Habitat Threatened 3 Orangutans Play With Monitor For A Study 4 Tennis Player Returns Ball 5 Bald Eagle Landing Near River 6 Richard Gere Kisses Indian Actress 7 Spanish Football League Match 8 Severe Nor'easter Hits Eastern Seaboard 9 Severe Nor'easter Hits Eastern Seaboard, #2 10 Power Plant in Germany

[edit] A Black-footed Ferret

New species: the hole-bear. --Alethic Logic 02:31, 14 April 2007 (UTC)

The crazy little fellas at Meerkat Manor get shipped off to Stephen Colbert's 37-Story Super Mansion for inspection...

[edit] Rare Deer Habitat Threatened

Top scientists confirm: global warming will leave snow-camouflaged animals "SCA-REWED!" --Careax 01:22, 15 April 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Orangutans Play With Monitor For A Study

Wikipedia Administrator logs in --Alethic Logic 17:09, 13 April 2007 (UTC)

Colbert appeals to all the higher life-forms.--Randroid 18:49, 21 April 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Tennis Player Returns Ball

[edit] Bald Eagle Landing Near River

Stephen Jr. rejects chicken, prefers sea gull. --Alethic Logic 02:29, 14 April 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Richard Gere Kisses Indian Actress

Is that a gerbil in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me? Ace-o-aces 20:23, 16 April 2007 (UTC)

Now who's Breathless? --Alethic Logic 00:58, 17 April 2007 (UTC)

"Must feed... need more liberal pacifist life force!" --02:08, 19 April 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Spanish Football League Match

In this re-enactment, a vaginal sponge tries unsuccessfully to block Formula 401 "baby boomer". --Alethic Logic 14:56, 18 April 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Severe Nor'easter Hits Eastern Seaboard

Playstation3's enhanced graphics add realism to Mario. --Alethic Logic 00:56, 17 April 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Severe Nor'easter Hits Eastern Seaboard, #2

Watching The Colbert Report when he should have been watching the Weather Report. --Alethic Logic 00:55, 17 April 2007 (UTC)

Alethic Logic, don't you mean : "Watching the unreliable weather report, when all you need to watch is the Colbert ReportTourskin 16:31, 17 April 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Power Plant in Germany

See, the President was right: pollution is good for the environment! --Careax 04:58, 18 April 2007 (UTC)

Radiation creates new plant species - coincidently named "nucular power plants". --Alethic Logic 14:58, 18 April 2007 (UTC)