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Contents 1 President Speaks At Chinese Conference 2 Dog Dresses in Santa Hat 3 The Greatest President Ever Holding Baby 4 Monk and 11th Century Statue 5 Skeleton Found in Mass Grave 6 Charity Fun-Run 7 First Lady Bush 8 Pigs 9 Pygmy Marmoset 10 Larger Americans May Experience Trouble When Traveling By Plane 11 An Ice Sculpture of a Moose 12 Hybrid Marijuana Plants Discovered 13 Japanese Fisherman Catches Giant Squid 14 Oldest Hockey Stick From 1850 Sells At Auction for $1.9 million USD 15 Vendors Sell Roast Dog in Hanoi

[edit] President Speaks At Chinese Conference

"Don't plan on throwing up on anyone. Wouldn't be prudent." --El Payo 09:50, 14 December 2006 (UTC)

[edit] Dog Dresses in Santa Hat

[edit] The Greatest President Ever Holding Baby

• "Well, look at the precious baby that we'll have to incinerate later."

[edit] Monk and 11th Century Statue

[edit] Skeleton Found in Mass Grave

• "I told them to make sure the chicken was cooked thoroughly. --El Payo 09:09, 19 December 2006 (UTC)
• Jack Sparrow sent me to settle his debt.

[edit] Charity Fun-Run

• "Check out the Scrooge in the blue jacket!" "Yeah, let's kill him!" --El Payo 09:10, 19 December 2006 (UTC)

[edit] First Lady Bush

• "And this is the White House pastry chef, Grandpa Munster."--El Payo 09:11, 19 December 2006 (UTC)

[edit] Pigs

• "Only you can prevent me from becoming a BLT."--El Payo 09:12, 19 December 2006 (UTC)

[edit] Pygmy Marmoset

• "There is no try. Only do. Or do not."--El Payo 09:13, 19 December 2006 (UTC)

[edit] Larger Americans May Experience Trouble When Traveling By Plane

• Photographic proof of why These Colors Don't Run. --El Payo 05:41, 21 December 2006 (UTC)

[edit] An Ice Sculpture of a Moose

Even though he knew he was a long shot, Bullwinkle tried out for the part of Hans Solo anyway. WrongOfTexas 18:11, 25 December 2006 (UTC)

[edit] Hybrid Marijuana Plants Discovered

Mexican officials discovered hybrid marijuana plants that are resistant to pesticides.

Somewhere, a hippy is crying. Ace-o-aces 23:19, 25 December 2006 (UTC)

[edit] Japanese Fisherman Catches Giant Squid

• Don't just stand there, get some Calamari batter. --Ace-o-aces 08:05, 25 December 2006 (UTC)

• After eight years I finally caught Jar Jar. --Craan

[edit] Oldest Hockey Stick From 1850 Sells At Auction for $1.9 million USD

[edit] Vendors Sell Roast Dog in Hanoi

That'll teach 'em to crap on MY lawn!Ace-o-aces 08:04, 25 December 2006 (UTC)