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Contents 1 Scientist in Antarctica 2 Women Attend Bullfights 3 Mother Duck Crosses Road With 29 Ducklings 4 Bjork Performs at the 2007 Coachella Music Festival 5 Fans at the 2007 Coachella Music Festival 6 Noisettes Perform at the 2007 Coachella Music Festival 7 Restaurant on a Crane 8 Sumo Wrestlers Holding Babies 9 Dutchman Builds Noah's Ark Replica 10 Mid-Atlantic Alpaca Show 11 Man Hires Bodyguard for Protection Against Seagulls 12 A Bee and An Azalea

[edit] Scientist in Antarctica

Face of Jesus appears in Stephen Colbert's dryer lint filter. --Alethic Logic 18:06, 28 April 2007 (UTC)

One of Mr. Freeze's henchmen.

[edit] Women Attend Bullfights

Steve Tyler (bottom right) dons disguise and sneaks into bullfight. --Alethic Logic 18:12, 28 April 2007 (UTC)

Spanish senior breaks world record for being "always a bridesmaid, never a bride". --Careax 22:15, 28 April 2007 (UTC)

• It's always a riot when the coliseum holds "Free Doily Night." - The Lake Effect 06:47, 30 April 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Mother Duck Crosses Road With 29 Ducklings

Yes, it's true.

World's most promiscuous duck thinks it's a chicken. --Careax 18:15, 28 April 2007 (UTC)

Despite the advertising, Momma duck found it difficult to sleep in. --Alethic Logic 02:10, 29 April 2007 (UTC)

• "What keeps the ducks so punctual and orderly? It’s the hotel restaurant’s most famous dish - Stragglers a L’orange." - The Lake Effect 02:23, 29 April 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Bjork Performs at the 2007 Coachella Music Festival

It's official: Bjork is a crazy bag lady. --Careax 05:15, 29 April 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Fans at the 2007 Coachella Music Festival

A newly formed military superpower prepares to invade the Galapagos islands and claim them for Britanada. --Alethic Logic 02:06, 29 April 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Noisettes Perform at the 2007 Coachella Music Festival

No, it's not REALLY an axe... --Alethic Logic 03:50, 29 April 2007 (UTC)

"Well this is how I saw Pete Townsend playing it, so it must be right!" --Careax 05:16, 29 April 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Restaurant on a Crane

• Oops, I dropped my fork. Could you pick that up for me? - The Lake Effect 06:46, 30 April 2007 (UTC)

David Blaine's biggest challenge yet: escape from a Ted Kennedy fund-raiser from 30 stories up. --Careax 06:34, 1 May 2007 (UTC)

Come on... someone fall, already!

[edit] Sumo Wrestlers Holding Babies

• The things you'll find when you're cleaning your flabs... - The Lake Effect 05:34, 1 May 2007 (UTC)

"Wait a minute, why are they wearing the clothes and we wearing the diapers?!" --MC Esteban™ 05:42, 1 May 2007 (UTC)

"You call this a meal? I'll need 15 more just to put a dent in my hunger!" --Careax 06:32, 1 May 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Dutchman Builds Noah's Ark Replica

• Another citizen of The Netherlands tricked by Al Gore's An Inconvenient Truth. That country would be first to go. - The Lake Effect 07:49, 2 May 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Mid-Atlantic Alpaca Show

• Worst. Poodle. EVER! - The Lake Effect 07:47, 2 May 2007 (UTC)

"Drugs are bad... umKay?" --Alethic Logic 20:07, 2 May 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Man Hires Bodyguard for Protection Against Seagulls

Yes, it's true.

"Don't let it poop on me! I'm already covered in enough white 'paint'!" --Careax 04:42, 2 May 2007 (UTC)

[edit] A Bee and An Azalea

• Unless the bee and the azalea are married, it's a sin. - The Lake Effect 06:23, 4 May 2007 (UTC)

Bush proudly announces America is winning the War on Sex, thanks to the depletion of evil fornicating honey bees / "sex terrorists". --Careax 06:28, 4 May 2007 (UTC)