[edit] The Greatest President Ever Responds to Reporter

We'll I don't know...

Do I bomb Iran or North Korea?--Thedragonoverlord 18:01, 11 May 2007 (UTC)

"Battery... running... out........ need... more... cocaine." --Careax 01:47, 12 May 2007 (UTC)

[edit] A Monkey Drinks Water From A Faucet

Presenting the newest off-Broadway sensation - an all lower-primate revue of Flashdance! - The Lake Effect 02:44, 11 May 2007 (UTC)

He's a maniac!

[edit] Two Roosters Play Soccer

Now more fun than donkey basketball! - The Lake Effect 22:38, 11 May 2007 (UTC)

Winner doesn't have to get eaten! - The Lake Effect 22:42, 11 May 2007 (UTC)

"Now as you know, I am an avid cocksman. Where am I supposed to go for hot cock-on-cock action?" Question answered. - The Lake Effect 22:43, 11 May 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Dutch Protesters Oppose U.S. Genetically Modified Corn

They even burned some of it.

Dutch present defence against Global warming!Tourskin 01:02, 12 May 2007 (UTC)

Dutch potheads defeat giant vengeful ear of corn with the munchies. --Careax 17:14, 13 May 2007 (UTC)

[edit] The Greatest President Ever Delivers The Commencement Address At Tiny Saint Vincent College in Latrobe, PA

"It's great to see so many young, well-dressed people at a church service. PRAISE JESUS!" --Careax 04:01, 13 May 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

"Yes, we are stealing the bald eagle as our new mascot. Now does anyone know how else we can piss the Americans off?" --Careax 17:11, 13 May 2007 (UTC)

Alberto Gonzales speaking to a secret meeting at the Justice Department. --Randroid 20:56, 13 May 2007 (UTC)

Listen to my poem if you will. Else I shoot you.Tourskin 04:10, 15 May 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Kansas National Guard Stages in Greensburg

"Sorry we're a little late. We didn't miss anything, did we?" --Toadaron 02:30, 13 May 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Rivers Flood in Missouri

[edit] Britain's Gordon Brown

Tony Blair takes to binge eating. --Careax 04:03, 13 May 2007 (UTC)

[edit] The Greatest President Ever Before Boarding Marine One

"What? This jacket with these pants? You must be kidding!" --Randroid 01:30, 13 May 2007 (UTC)

"I'm a little teapot..."--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 01:46, 13 May 2007 (UTC)

"One of these days, Cheney's gonna make me a real boy!"--MC Esteban™ 02:40, 13 May 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Canadian Hockey Team Wins World Championship

The entire Canadian army at their farewell dinner, prior to invading America. --Careax 23:06, 13 May 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Laura Bush Waves

Laura uses her 24th level mage skills to cast a 'cone of protection' over Stephen Colbert and ward off liberal harpie Jane Fonda. --Careax 23:03, 13 May 2007 (UTC)

"Talk to the hand, Congress!" --Careax 23:03, 13 May 2007 (UTC)