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Contents 1 A Grassroots Effort Seeks To Get Dr. Rice To Run For President 2 Man Drives Sofa At 92 Miles Per Hour 3 A Flock Of Geese 4 A Tiger Dives Into Pool After Some Food 5 Satellite Image Showing Snow Melt on Antarctica 6 Post-War and Contemporary Art Evening Sale at Christie's New York 7 The Panama Canal 8 The Greatest President and Vice President Ever Meet With Joint Chiefs of Staff 9 New John Adams Dollar Coin 10 Paul Wolfowitz Announces His Resignation

[edit] A Grassroots Effort Seeks To Get Dr. Rice To Run For President

"If wu don't supwort me faw Pwesident I'll cwy!" --Careax 01:12, 15 May 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Man Drives Sofa At 92 Miles Per Hour

Yes, it's true.

• Conan O'Brien solves New York's gridlock problem with his famous mobile desk. - The Lake Effect 23:56, 16 May 2007 (UTC)

New NASCAR marketing strategy proves a winner with fans. Next up, an industrial deep fryer that goes in circles at 150 mph! --Careax 06:20, 18 May 2007 (UTC)

...And it's Jay Leno! Taking the lead away from David Letterman! Boy, what a race!

[edit] A Flock Of Geese

I give you Bush's latest nominees for U.S. attorney.Ace-o-aces 00:23, 16 May 2007 (UTC)

Geese hold annual "A Salute to MC Escher Day" at area park. WrongOfTexas 02:50, 16 May 2007 (UTC)

Vilsack Aflac expands into all 50 states. --Careax 06:17, 18 May 2007 (UTC)

[edit] A Tiger Dives Into Pool After Some Food

• Now if only we could teach your children how to swim by throwing Krispy Kreme into the pool, we'd be set. - The Lake Effect 00:00, 17 May 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Satellite Image Showing Snow Melt on Antarctica

Common, it's still mostly snow. Ace-o-aces 00:42, 18 May 2007 (UTC)

Neon glaciers blamed for global warming. --Careax 17:23, 20 May 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Post-War and Contemporary Art Evening Sale at Christie's New York

Open wide and say "ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh"

[edit] The Panama Canal

At least it won't melt like a gay San Francisco bridge.--Pro-Lick 03:50, 17 May 2007 (UTC)

[edit] The Greatest President and Vice President Ever Meet With Joint Chiefs of Staff

You've pissed off Dick again. Let's try to keep Dick happy.--Pro-Lick 03:52, 17 May 2007 (UTC)

So, guys, we're pretty much screwed here, eh. Who wants to hit some Wawa?

"What do you mean 'Santa isn't real'?!" --Careax 06:15, 18 May 2007 (UTC)

[edit] New John Adams Dollar Coin

Finally! a coin commemorating the brother of a beer brewer! --Careax 06:14, 18 May 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Paul Wolfowitz Announces His Resignation

"Hey, do I hear the sound of a Swiss ambassadorship?" --Careax 06:12, 18 May 2007 (UTC)

Can I get a WHOOP-WHOOP?!