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Contents 1 The Greatest President Ever and NATO Secretary General 2 U.S. Troops Make Calls With Prepaid Phone Cards 3 A Close Up Of A European Owl 4 The Cutty Sark Catches Fire 5 A U.S. Soldier Uses A Pair of Binoculars 6 Gay Flamingo Couple Become Foster Parents 7 Two Bears In A Tub 8 Chimpanzee Celebrates 60th Birthday With Carrots 9 Rare Egyptian Tortoises Rescued From Smuggler 10 Court Upholds Reduced Damages To Be Paid For Oil Spill 11 Ferrari Accident Victim 12 Creation Museum Opens in Kentucky 13 Dick Cheney Addresses The 2007 West Point Graduating Class 14 The 2007 Wave Gothic Meeting in Leipzig

[edit] The Greatest President Ever and NATO Secretary General

"Yeah, my hand signal for the UN is a little different" --Careax 07:24, 30 May 2007 (UTC)

Sir, please keep the AK-47 in your briefcase, sir. Sir! Do as I say! Oh... shit. Drive.

[edit] U.S. Troops Make Calls With Prepaid Phone Cards

The reverse side of the Army Band's new Beatles tribute album. --Randroid 08:55, 24 May 2007 (UTC)

Stop motion progress of a soldier calling home. Notice how his hair cuts itself and a bag of goodies magically appears? Behold the power of supporting the troops! --Careax 05:48, 31 May 2007 (UTC)

[edit] A Close Up Of A European Owl

BIG BROTHER IS WATCHING YOU RedManiac 01:00, 25 May 2007 (UTC)

[edit] The Cutty Sark Catches Fire

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"Forget mesquite-broiled: anyone for history-broiled burgers?" --Careax 07:26, 30 May 2007 (UTC)

[edit] A U.S. Soldier Uses A Pair of Binoculars

"I still can't see a way out of Iraq." Ace-o-aces 17:48, 26 May 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Gay Flamingo Couple Become Foster Parents

Yes, its true.

[edit] Two Bears In A Tub

The greatest threat to America. Gay bears.

Budget constraints hamper sequel to Bears in a Submarine. --Careax 02:31, 31 May 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Chimpanzee Celebrates 60th Birthday With Carrots

Phillip Morris' Lab tests prove new cigars may still cause lung cancer, but at least they improve your eye sight! --Careax 07:16, 30 May 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Rare Egyptian Tortoises Rescued From Smuggler

The owner of Dennis Kucinich's old home. RedManiac 01:01, 25 May 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Court Upholds Reduced Damages To Be Paid For Oil Spill

Yes, it's true.

Oil tankers introduce ingenious new "bread crumbs" navigation system. --Careax 07:18, 30 May 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Ferrari Accident Victim

A delated scene from the "Transformers" movie. RedManiac 01:02, 25 May 2007 (UTC)

The scene just after a jogger with a kidney donor card in his wallet was struck by the unknown driver of this Ferrari.

[edit] Creation Museum Opens in Kentucky

Exhibit below depicts two archaeologists coming to two different conclusions

"TASTES GREAT!", "LESS FILLING!", "TASTES GREAT!", "LESS FILLING!", "TASTES GRE..."--MONITOR613 15:12, 27 May 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Dick Cheney Addresses The 2007 West Point Graduating Class

"Yeah, this used to be a human head, i shrunk it down and had it bronzed, what the fuck u looking at." --MONITOR613 15:14, 27 May 2007 (UTC)

[edit] The 2007 Wave Gothic Meeting in Leipzig

"You wish you could pull this off, Conformist!" --MONITOR613 15:16, 27 May 2007 (UTC)