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Contents 1 Bono Gets To Meet The Greatest President Ever 2 Activists Protest The G8 Summit Meeting in Germany 3 General Peter Pace To Retire as Chairman of Joint Chiefs 4 White Peacock 5 The Greatest President Ever Visits Poland 6 2007 Imperia Vodka Hair Competition 7 Cadets Celebrate Graduation 8 A Promotion For The EURO 2008 Soccer Championships 9 The Pope Gets To Meet The Greatest President Ever 10 Anti-Globalisation Protester In Rome Kicks In Bank Window

[edit] Bono Gets To Meet The Greatest President Ever

• Are you still married to Cher? - The Lake Effect 23:41, 7 June 2007 (UTC)
• Hey, remember The Joshua Tree? We cut 'em all down."
• Irish, is that kinda British? - The Lake Effect 03:55, 8 June 2007 (UTC)
• "So how do you dismantle an atomic bomb? Dick's still got a ton of them rotting in his crypt." --Careax 13:55, 9 June 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Activists Protest The G8 Summit Meeting in Germany

• These new gloves will make even the oiliest and sweatiest nude protester easy to get a grip on. - The Lake Effect 04:39, 8 June 2007 (UTC)
• The MySpace pied pipers didn't get quite the following they were expecting. --Careax 05:59, 11 June 2007 (UTC)

[edit] General Peter Pace To Retire as Chairman of Joint Chiefs

• The real reason I'm smiling is because I just had the Chief Joint. - The Lake Effect 12:35, 9 June 2007 (UTC)

Peter Paced a pretty poor Persian push. --Careax 13:50, 9 June 2007 (UTC)

[edit] White Peacock

• Unfortunately, all the black peacocks at the Audubon Zoo have perished. - The Lake Effect 20:37, 8 June 2007 (UTC)

[edit] The Greatest President Ever Visits Poland

• To change a lightbulb? I'd say FIVE of YOU guys. - The Lake Effect 20:34, 8 June 2007 (UTC)

[edit] 2007 Imperia Vodka Hair Competition

• Brain-sucking octopuses terrorize America. President Bush deemed immune. --Careax 13:58, 9 June 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Cadets Celebrate Graduation

• WHAT ARE YOU DOING? DO YOU CALL THAT DRINKING? I'VE SEEN BETTER CHUGGING FROM MY GRANDMA AT A FRAT PARTY! YOU ARE PATHETIC! I WANT TO SEE YOU SUCK IT DOWN LIKE A MOSQUITO ON A FAT BOY! I WOULD NOT ENTRUST THE SAFETY OF MY NATION TO A SICK LITTLE TURD THAT CAN'T EVEN PACK ONE DOWN! HOW DARE YOU DISRESPECT ME, MY COUNTRY, AND YOUR MAMA! - The Lake Effect 12:32, 9 June 2007 (UTC)
• "Ummm.... you guys know those are your urine samples, right?" --Careax 13:59, 9 June 2007 (UTC)

[edit] A Promotion For The EURO 2008 Soccer Championships

• The Swiss reveal: giant balls make them horny. --Careax 14:00, 9 June 2007 (UTC)

[edit] The Pope Gets To Meet The Greatest President Ever

• Let me get this straight, God talks to you too? -The Lake Effect 04:48, 10 June 2007 (UTC)

Send his sinful ass BACK TO AMERICA!!! I have enough going on as it is!

[edit] Anti-Globalisation Protester In Rome Kicks In Bank Window

• "Dude, chill out. The ATM's over here!" --Careax 05:57, 11 June 2007 (UTC)