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Contents 1 Groundskeeper Slips While Spreading Tarp 2 The Remains of a Wildfire in South Dakota 3 The Greatest First Lady Ever Returns To Washington 4 Knut, Berlin's Polar Bear 5 Puppy Born With Heart Shaped Pattern in Fur 6 Wrecking Ball Breaks Loose, Hits Car 7 Queen Elizabeth II 8 Mandrill Eats Watermelon 9 Ducks Jump Into Pool 10 The Greatest President Ever Prevents Harriet Miers From Testifying

[edit] Groundskeeper Slips While Spreading Tarp

In Soviet Russia, tarps spread YOU. RedManiac 00:38, 16 July 2007 (UTC)

[edit] The Remains of a Wildfire in South Dakota

• Sadly, valient efforts to neutralize the Smokey the Bear terrorist threat failed. --Careax 17:04, 11 July 2007 (UTC)

[edit] The Greatest First Lady Ever Returns To Washington

[edit] Knut, Berlin's Polar Bear

The Berlin Zoo has canceled Knut's daily public shows citing concerns that he may have outgrown his handlers[1].

• Knut plays with his handler before devouring him. - The Lake Effect 04:26, 10 July 2007 (UTC)
• "Urgh! Knut, have you been at the mouldy sauerkraut again?!" --Careax 23:46, 16 July 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Puppy Born With Heart Shaped Pattern in Fur

• Ironically, the creature was filled with nothing but rage, hatred, and diamonds. --Careax 23:44, 16 July 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Wrecking Ball Breaks Loose, Hits Car

• Authorities track down one of Stephen's run-away testicles. --Careax 17:06, 11 July 2007 (UTC)

• Steven Spielberg had many problems while filming "Indiana Jones 4." They had a lower budget and couldn't create special effects as good as the first three. RedManiac 00:37, 16 July 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Queen Elizabeth II

[edit] Mandrill Eats Watermelon

• Paris Hilton's prison cuisine was a slice above the rest. --Careax 16:42, 14 July 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Ducks Jump Into Pool

[edit] The Greatest President Ever Prevents Harriet Miers From Testifying