[edit] Man Makes Functional Viking Ship Out Of Ice Cream Sticks

"Yaharr! And all she cost me was a glue addiction and early onset diabetes!" --Careax 23:52, 16 July 2007 (UTC)

[edit] 2007 NAACP GOP Presidential Candidates Forum

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Because of Affirmative Action quota rules, Tom Tancredo was the only candidate allowed to speak at the NAACP Candidate Forum.WrongOfTexas 22:45, 21 July 2007 (UTC)

[edit] The Greatest President Ever Holds A Press Conference

The Greatest President Ever holds a press conference in the newly remodeled, reopened and renamed Brady White House Briefing Room[1].

"Karl was going to name the room after America's first First Lady. He kept insisting her name was Martha Washington. But ah correctified him. After all, everyone knows her name was really Marcia Brady!" --Careax 23:39, 16 July 2007 (UTC)

[edit] A Chimpanzee Walks On A Treadmill

If you put 1 million chimps on 1 million treadmills, shit will eventually start flying. --Careax 23:42, 16 July 2007 (UTC)

[edit] The French Celebrate Bastille Day, July 14, 2007

The French weren't sure who this Bastille fellow was. But after seeing his frightening and mighty fireworks they decided to surrender immediately, just to be safe. --Careax 23:49, 16 July 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Japan Hit With A 6.7-magnitude Earthquake

Japan pays the price for importing cheap roads from China. --Careax 23:50, 16 July 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Democrats Call For All-Night Senate Session

Preparation activities for the Democrats' D.C. Madam all-night orgy.--Pro-Lick 07:51, 18 July 2007 (UTC)
"Oh shit, I hope someone remembered the binkies!" --Careax 05:10, 23 July 2007 (UTC)