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Contents 1 Father of The Greatest President Ever Donates His Service Revolver To Museum 2 Two Monkeys Fight At The Zoo 3 Dennis Kucinich, Hillary Clinton and John Edwards After The 2007 NAACP Convention 4 Technicians Create Influenza Vaccine Using Eggs 5 India Elects First Woman President, Pratibha Patil 6 Baby Dressed As Harry Potter 7 A Meerkat Keeps Warm Under A Heat Lamp 8 Three Bears Cool Off 9 Soccer Superstar, David Beckham During His American Debut 10 The Greatest President Ever 11 Two Sadhus, Hindu Holy Men, Perform Yoga

[edit] Father of The Greatest President Ever Donates His Service Revolver To Museum

• "You mean the block goes up into the barrel? Shucks! No wonder I kept missing all those Mexicans!" --Careax 04:53, 21 July 2007 (UTC)
• This is my rifle, this is my gun, wait a minute...this is my rifle? Well, that explains my gun...--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 06:54, 21 July 2007 (UTC)
• "If I have to spend one more goddamned day with that asshole Clinton, I swear to God..."--MC Esteban™ 09:10, 23 July 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Two Monkeys Fight At The Zoo

• Here Yucko! I flung that poop and hit that bit** with the camera right here!

[edit] Dennis Kucinich, Hillary Clinton and John Edwards After The 2007 NAACP Convention

• It's only this big Hillary. And I ain't talking about his chance at the Presidency!" --Careax 04:56, 21 July 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Technicians Create Influenza Vaccine Using Eggs

"Won't they be surprised this Easter." --Randroid 18:21, 29 July 2007 (UTC)

[edit] India Elects First Woman President, Pratibha Patil

(Indira Ghandi was Prime Minister; Pratibha Patil was elected president.)

• India's newest president, Pratibha Patil answers reporters questions about her age, two, yes seventy-two.--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 20:59, 22 July 2007 (UTC)
• "This is our foreign policy towards almost all of the world. For our foreign policy towards Pakistan let me just turn my fingers around." --Careax 05:08, 23 July 2007 (UTC)
• "Yo, peep this, big up'sta muh ma fuckin homies in Visakhapatnam, we be keepin' it real up in here. Check it, I tips muh fowdy ta the' memory of the Little Gandhizzle. Rest in peace dawg! Booyakasha!" --MC Esteban™ 09:03, 23 July 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Baby Dressed As Harry Potter

• J.K. Rowling announces surprise new Harry Potter book: "Harry Potter and the Hermione Love Child" --Careax 17:42, 22 July 2007 (UTC)

[edit] A Meerkat Keeps Warm Under A Heat Lamp

• Self-cooking meerkat takes Korea by storm. --Careax 05:05, 23 July 2007 (UTC)
• Alien intelligence finally taken to Earth's leader. --MC Esteban™ 09:09, 23 July 2007 (UTC)

My agent told me i could have a you tube video like that ground squirel

Apparently, the sun glaring constantly in the Sahara wasn't enough for the cast of Meerkat Manor...

[edit] Three Bears Cool Off

• Yet again a liberal judge rewards hardened criminals with a brief resort prison sentence. This time: the Goldilocks killers. --Careax 04:30, 27 July 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Soccer Superstar, David Beckham During His American Debut

• Soccer dives, they're not just for Europe anymore!--MC Esteban™ 09:07, 23 July 2007 (UTC)

[edit] The Greatest President Ever

What the hell are those two guys doing?--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 17:34, 24 July 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Two Sadhus, Hindu Holy Men, Perform Yoga

hey gunga, THE GIANT HEAD OF PRESIDENT BUSH is watching us

• "Dude: I think this would be more fun if you were a hot chick." --Careax 04:32, 27 July 2007 (UTC)