Stephen Visits The White House Briefing Room

With the restraining order in place and thus no more stalker concerns, Stephen was free to bless the Briefing Room with his massive gravitas. --Careax 06:09, 29 July 2007 (UTC)

People Visit Comic-Con, 2007

When too many girls showed up to the Comic Con, an emergency geek surge was ordered, and immediate a big yellow one was dropped. --Randroid 18:19, 29 July 2007 (UTC)

"Wait, I'm the only one here in fancy dress? Damn! Time to split!" --Careax 07:05, 2 August 2007 (UTC)

Someone told this guy that it was Peanut Butter Jelly Time, and he still forgot the maracas...

Hot Air Balloon Shaped Like Condom

The biggest condom in the world for the biggest dick...Michael Moore.

"But what we really need is something to cover up Stephen Colbert's giant balls. - The Lake Effect 22:44, 4 August 2007 (UTC)

Knut Looks At A Book About Himself

"Knut's I AM DEUTSCHLAND, AND SO CAN YOU!" - The Lake Effect 21:34, 31 July 2007 (UTC)
Knut, behold thine idol! --Careax 07:04, 2 August 2007 (UTC)

Elmo, The Baby Orangutan

I once supported a troop surge this big--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 04:29, 29 July 2007 (UTC)

Gordon Brown, Britain's Newest Prime Minister Meets The Greatest President Ever

"So... you can do whatever the f*** you want with no accountability? Really?" --OHeL 01:29, 1 August 2007 (UTC)

I now pronounce you Bush and Gordon. --Randroid 00:47, 4 August 2007 (UTC)

Yes, I agree, I am doing a heckuva job. - The Lake Effect 01:58, 4 August 2007 (UTC)

Condoleezza Rice Pictured With A Black Man

"You expect me to have what with him?!" --Careax 15:48, 31 July 2007 (UTC)

A Crowded Beach In China

400,000 lonely Chinese men descended on a remote beach from all over the country when they heard the last unmarried woman was there. --Careax 15:51, 31 July 2007 (UTC)