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Contents 1 An X-ray Showing A Pencil Inside A Woman's Head 2 Woman Has 17th Child 3 Barry Bonds Hits 756th Home Run 4 A Postcard Showing Alleged Spy Mata Hari 5 The Yangtze River Dolphin Is Considered Extinct 6 Owner Of Utah Mine Where 6 Miners Are Trapped, Gives A Tour To Media 7 Aboard Virgin Airlines' First Flight 8 Russian Lady Has 130 Cats In One Flat 9 Jesus Appears on Woman's Garage Floor 10 Montana State Fair 11 A Grizzly Bear Rests His Head On A Giant Ball

An X-ray Showing A Pencil Inside A Woman's Head

• There has got to be an easier way to scratch your nose... - The Lake Effect 14:01, 10 August 2007 (UTC)

Woman Has 17th Child

Please also see: Duggar Family

• "Children, do me a favor? KEEP YOUR FATHER THE %$#! AWAY FROM ME!" - The Lake Effect 03:34, 8 August 2007 (UTC)

• "Funny, he looks kinda like Bill Clinton." - The Lake Effect 03:40, 8 August 2007 (UTC)

• "We've run out of standard 'J' names, so meet your new sister 'Justice Is An Agonizing Vasectomy'!" --Careax 03:50, 8 August 2007 (UTC)

• "Ethel Kennedy was my inspiration." 172.164.62.33 21:07, 12 August 2007 (UTC)

Barry Bonds Hits 756th Home Run

• "Now I get to go to Disneyland and share 'roids with my pal Goofy." - The Lake Effect 17:23, 8 August 2007 (UTC)

A Postcard Showing Alleged Spy Mata Hari

• And now you know how Val Joe Wilson's Wife feels... - The Lake Effect 13:47, 10 August 2007 (UTC)

The Yangtze River Dolphin Is Considered Extinct

• 那么长期, 和感谢所有鱼! - The Lake Effect 16:41, 9 August 2007 (UTC)
• (translating, that silly dolphin language) Then long-term, with thanks all fish! - The Lake Effect 16:41, 9 August 2007 (UTC)
• Yangtze River Dolphin, we'll miss you, bear of the river! - The Lake Effect 17:23, 9 August 2007 (UTC)

Owner Of Utah Mine Where 6 Miners Are Trapped, Gives A Tour To Media

• "And that's when that guy, I believe his name was GOD, told me to whore out to the media and show you around my seriously dangerous safety regulation-breaking mine." - The Lake Effect 17:12, 9 August 2007 (UTC)
• "Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's Dr. Stephen T. Colbert, DFA flying in eagle-style to save them thar trapped miners!!" --Careax 05:14, 10 August 2007 (UTC)

Aboard Virgin Airlines' First Flight

• I am tired of these mother#@$!ing virgins on this mother$#@!ing plane! - The Lake Effect 16:35, 9 August 2007 (UTC)

Awesome! --Careax 05:11, 10 August 2007 (UTC)

• They don't call it Virgin Airlines for nothing. Each flight is fueled by the sexual awkwardness of 10 High School Chess Club captains. --Careax 05:11, 10 August 2007 (UTC)

Russian Lady Has 130 Cats In One Flat

• I'm too sexy for my one-hundred-and-thirty cats. Too sexy for my one-hundred-and-thirty cats. Poor pussies. Poor one-hundred-and-thirty pussy cats! - The Lake Effect 17:44, 9 August 2007 (UTC)

• In Russia, 130 cats have lady! --Careax 05:07, 10 August 2007 (UTC)

(Ah, Yakoff would be proud.)
* Waiting list set up for eager Chinese restaurants. What did you think was in the "Mao's Surprise?" - The Lake Effect 14:04, 10 August 2007 (UTC)

Jesus Appears on Woman's Garage Floor

Yes, it's true.

• If you ask Barack Obama, it looks more like Yusef Islam. - The Lake Effect 20:24, 12 August 2007 (UTC)
• I have a grout stain apparition of Moses on my shower door; does that get me anything? - The Lake Effect 20:24, 12 August 2007 (UTC)
• this is my oil, burn it in remembrance of me --GlennBecksATool 17:34, 13 August 2007 (UTC)

Experts would later reveal that it was an image of Ted Nugent...

Montana State Fair

• It's enough to make you shuck your Rocky Mountain Oysters. - The Lake Effect 20:26, 12 August 2007 (UTC)

• Because of the high advertising fees at the Iowa State Fair, Mike Gravel advertises by handing out barf bags with his picture on all of them. 172.164.62.33 21:16, 12 August 2007 (UTC)

A Grizzly Bear Rests His Head On A Giant Ball

• Feeling a giant ball is the closest he'll ever get to participating in the Stephen Colbert Experience. - The Lake Effect 03:39, 14 August 2007 (UTC)