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Contents 1 Two Polar Bears Outside Churchill, Canada 2 British Health Officials Check For Outbreak Of Foot-And-Mouth Disease 3 The Greatest Administration Ever Adds To Their Conviction Rate Against Terrorists! 4 Jenna Bush And Her Fiance Announce Their Engagement 5 ...And It's Not Because She's Pregnant 6 Serviceman Surfs After Losing Part Of His Right Leg 7 Space Shuttle Endeavor Takes Picture Of Hurricane Dean 8 Big Dog, Small Dog 9 Karl Rove Appears On "Meet The Press" 10 A Sailboat At Sunset

[edit] Two Polar Bears Outside Churchill, Canada

• Oh crap, Canadian bears are evolving! Today they're walking on two legs, tomorrow they'll be invading with an army of comedians. Time for a preemptive invasion of The Great White North! --Careax 05:50, 17 August 2007 (UTC)

• "Dude, my stomach's not sitting well. Must be all those Russians I'm eating, eh?" - The Lake Effect 03:28, 23 August 2007 (UTC)

[edit] British Health Officials Check For Outbreak Of Foot-And-Mouth Disease

• Scott McClellan at his new--more sanitary--job cleaning cow and pig shit.--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 01:57, 17 August 2007 (UTC)

[edit] The Greatest Administration Ever Adds To Their Conviction Rate Against Terrorists!

• "Now you won't mind if we slap a beard and turban on you and call you Osama, will you?" --Careax 05:46, 17 August 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Jenna Bush And Her Fiance Announce Their Engagement

This photo was taken at the 2005 dinner for Prince Charles and Camiller

Please also see: Wedding Gifts

• "Ewww... look at that Charles. I'll never be caught marrying some goofy looking dude like him..." - The Lake Effect 03:45, 23 August 2007 (UTC)

• "Ewww... look at that Camilla. I'll never be caught marrying some goofy looking dude like him..." - The Lake Effect 03:45, 23 August 2007 (UTC)

[edit] ...And It's Not Because She's Pregnant

Do not believe Wonekette, she hates America

• "Me and my big fat liquor chugging mouth..." - The Lake Effect 03:46, 23 August 2007 (UTC)
• The Greatest President Ever has declared that the media can no longer publish photos of his daughter coming off planes...--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 19:59, 26 August 2007 (UTC)

* ... or coming off altogether. That includes Girls Gone Wild - First Daughters Edition. - The Lake Effect 04:39, 27 August 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Serviceman Surfs After Losing Part Of His Right Leg

• Dude! This was so worth getting my leg blown off!--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 01:43, 19 August 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Space Shuttle Endeavor Takes Picture Of Hurricane Dean

• God flushes out Mexico under orders from The Greatest President Ever!--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 20:00, 26 August 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Big Dog, Small Dog

• Bride looks apprehensive on her wedding night. - The Lake Effect 03:38, 23 August 2007 (UTC)

• Jenna looks apprehensive on her wedding night. - The Lake Effect 03:47, 23 August 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Karl Rove Appears On "Meet The Press"

[edit] A Sailboat At Sunset

• Monaco sends in their entire naval fleet to assist in the Persian Gulf. --Careax 01:09, 27 August 2007 (UTC)