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Contents 1 Democratic Leaders of Congress 2 Cyber Cafe 3 Doomsday Clock 4 The Greatest President EVER! and His Troops 5 Chuang Chuang, The Giant Panda 6 Cleanroom Technician Inspects Device 7 Russian Circus Performers 8 Health Officials Respond to Bird Flu 9 Miniature "Oscar" Statuette Replicas 10 Heavy Storms Hit Europe 11 Koala Cub and Mother 12 Polar Bears on Ice 13 Groundhog Day 14 Kleinspitz Dogs 15 Paul Wolfowitz Visits Turkey 16 Couple Win $254 Million in Lottery 17 Condoleezza Rice's New Assistant, John Negroponte

[edit] Democratic Leaders of Congress

• "Further evidence that Nancy Pelosi is actually a vampire was revealed today when she appeared in public dressed in a red cape. A previous report revealed that she was not Time Magazine's "Person of the Year", as she could not see herself in the cover.--Esteban Colberto 23:09, 12 January 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Cyber Cafe

[edit] Doomsday Clock

A scientist from the Atomic Scientists helps Dr. Colbert explain to Dr. Francis S. Collins and every smartiac who cannot tell time, how clocks work.--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 02:57, 17 January 2007 (UTC)

GOP determined to focus on the postive light: "At least it is right two times a day" --D0rian 02:55, 31 January 2007 (UTC)

[edit] The Greatest President EVER! and His Troops

[edit] Chuang Chuang, The Giant Panda

Relaxing safely in an exhibit of an unsuspecting zoo, a Chinese godless killing machine picks its teeth with the bones of one of its victims.--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 03:03, 17 January 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Cleanroom Technician Inspects Device

Yeah. It's a thing, alright. Huh...

[edit] Russian Circus Performers

[edit] Health Officials Respond to Bird Flu

[edit] Miniature "Oscar" Statuette Replicas

Embarrased by Stephen Colbert's loss at the hands of the liberal, america-hating, Academy, Oscar decides to give the award to Stephen Colbert in person.
--D0rian 02:59, 31 January 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Heavy Storms Hit Europe

• First, the streets. Then, the government. Now, gays are taking over the entire fucking atmosphere of Earth. C'mon, gays! Leave some for the other minorities!

[edit] Koala Cub and Mother

These bears can kill you - with cuteness. --El Payo 19:17, 5 February 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Polar Bears on Ice

Global warming is a good thing.

Now we'll see if evolution really works Charles Darwin! --El Payo 19:16, 5 February 2007 (UTC)

We'd normally write something quick and catchy here, but we're too busy laughing our asses off...

[edit] Groundhog Day

• "I'LL PISS ON YOUR SOUL!!!"

[edit] Kleinspitz Dogs

Dogs and carpets are interchangeable

From the Star Trek episode "The Trouble with Kleinspitzles." --El Payo 19:18, 5 February 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Paul Wolfowitz Visits Turkey

[edit] Couple Win $254 Million in Lottery

Before being arrested and money siezed.

Mom? Dad? --El Payo 19:18, 5 February 2007 (UTC)

What money? I don't see any money. All I see are lies. Dirty, dirty lies...

[edit] Condoleezza Rice's New Assistant, John Negroponte

Ladies and gentlemen, the true definition of irony.