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Contents 1 Hillary Clinton And Norman Hsu 2 Harrod's Uses Snake To Guard $120,000 Shoes 3 Larry Flynt Holds Press Conference 4 Lamborghini's New $1.4-million Limited Edition Reventon 5 Two Surfers Save A Dog In Lake Michigan 6 A Donkey Gets Trapped In A Well 7 South Korea's President Meets The Greatest President Ever During APEC Summit 8 Customers Withdraw Cash From UK Bank 9 Northwest Passage Is Finally Ice-Free 10 A Dog Practices Rescues 11 Student Tasered At Kerry Event 12 London Fashion Week

[edit] Hillary Clinton And Norman Hsu

• Hillary takes the opportunity to show Mr. Hsu how Chinese she is. Unfortunately, it doesn't just involve a SOUTHERN accent... - The Lake Effect 01:53, 12 September 2007 (UTC)
• Hillary tries out some of Norman's "happy pills". --Careax 02:30, 25 September 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Harrod's Uses Snake To Guard $120,000 Shoes

• Finally, a security guard not belonging to a union! - The Lake Effect 02:06, 11 September 2007 (UTC)

• This is one pair of shoes that won't be stolen by Indiana Jones. - The Lake Effect 01:51, 12 September 2007 (UTC)

• One phrase: "Duty Free" --Randroid 00:50, 23 September 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Larry Flynt Holds Press Conference

• "Dah Guntaa Frum Jabba. Din Mabba Gadwa Mafallawee. muhahahahaha!!" (translation: "Yeah, I look and sound like Jabba the Hut. But unlike him I don't vote Republican. muhahahahaha!!") --Careax 04:04, 23 September 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Lamborghini's New $1.4-million Limited Edition Reventon

• "This model's flux capacitor not only allows you to travel through time, but also visit bizarre alternate realities in which Iraq is totally under American control!" --Careax 04:19, 23 September 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Two Surfers Save A Dog In Lake Michigan

[edit] A Donkey Gets Trapped In A Well

(it was rescued safely)

• Apperently, Lassie also saves donkeys. RedManiac 00:27, 18 September 2007 (UTC)
• Elephants never lead you down a well.--Pro-Lick 22:49, 18 September 2007 (UTC)

[edit] South Korea's President Meets The Greatest President Ever During APEC Summit

• how am i supposed to know Austrians dont have slanted eyes--Chester
• The Greatest President Ever brags once more to the Asians about his "Gross Domestic Product". --Careax 04:15, 23 September 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Customers Withdraw Cash From UK Bank

• British troops cutting and running and Alan Greenspan quitting on The Greatest President causes Brits to withdraw money to move to Dubai in the United Arab Emirates.--Pro-Lick 23:08, 15 September 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Northwest Passage Is Finally Ice-Free

[edit] A Dog Practices Rescues

• Rush Limbaugh's crack recruitment team finally succeed in getting a Clinton to go to Iraq as they drop Buddy Clinton in the Tigres River.--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 23:40, 18 September 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Student Tasered At Kerry Event

Yes, it's true

• Get your useless butt over to Iraq, loser.--Pro-Lick 23:29, 18 September 2007 (UTC)
• Axe body spray reveal new scent: Electric Boogaloo --Careax 04:08, 23 September 2007 (UTC)

[edit] London Fashion Week

• This piece is from the Lynne Cheney collection and it's called "Undisclosed Location"--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 23:38, 18 September 2007 (UTC)
• "All your base are belong to us!" --Careax 04:07, 23 September 2007 (UTC)