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Contents 1 Giant Panda Stands Near Bamboo 2 Canada's Dollar Reaches Parity With America's Dollar 3 California's Governor Stands Tough During Budget Talks 4 Helicopters Used To Fight Fires 5 Guards Perform Nightly Border Closing Ceremony 6 Iran President, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, Speaks At Columbia University 7 UAW Go On Strike As Negotiations With GM Break Down

[edit] Giant Panda Stands Near Bamboo

• Never has a cage been soooo delicious! --Careax 04:12, 23 September 2007 (UTC)
• thier walking!
• "Look, my name is Dave and for the last time, I'm telling you, this is just a Panda suit."

[edit] Canada's Dollar Reaches Parity With America's Dollar

• U.S. dollar continues downward descent. Greatest President Ever goes Loonie. --Careax 04:10, 23 September 2007 (UTC)

[edit] California's Governor Stands Tough During Budget Talks

After scrolling through the options in his internal circuitry, California's governor answers a reporter's question during a press conference...

"Fuck you, asshole" --Randroid 00:49, 23 September 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Helicopters Used To Fight Fires

[edit] Guards Perform Nightly Border Closing Ceremony

• Ministry of Silly Walks announces new Silly Hats Task Force. --Careax 02:32, 25 September 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Iran President, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, Speaks At Columbia University

• "OMG! So what's the deal with Britney? Me and my BFF Ayatollah Mohammad Taghi Mesbah Yazdi were like 'no way!' She sooo totally not hot!" --Careax 02:35, 25 September 2007 (UTC)

[edit] UAW Go On Strike As Negotiations With GM Break Down

• "Hey! It always works in France!" --Careax 02:38, 25 September 2007 (UTC)
• Using size requirements, GM locks out smaller employees.--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 18:20, 2 October 2007 (UTC)