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Contents 1 Monks Protest Assembly Ban In Myanmar 2 China's Three Gorges Dam Project Underway 3 House Stuck On California Freeway 4 China Steps Up Food Inspection 5 California Condor Flies Over Mountains 6 The Great Mime, Marcel Marceuau, Dies In Paris 7 Barracks Discovered Shaped Like A Swastika 8 Iran's President Addresses The U.N. 9 World Fencing Championships 10 Knut In The Berlin Zoo 11 The Greatest President Ever Delivers Speech To Firefighter's Group, Photo #1 12 The Greatest President Ever Delivers Speech To Firefighter's Group, Photo #2 13 A Sink Hole In San Diego Damages Road, Homes

[edit] Monks Protest Assembly Ban In Myanmar

• Oooh Angelina! Adopt me! Adopt me!--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 18:19, 2 October 2007 (UTC)

[edit] China's Three Gorges Dam Project Underway

The entire project is set to be finished in 2009

• China builds the world's largest silt and earthquake machine ever!--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 08:05, 3 October 2007 (UTC)

[edit] House Stuck On California Freeway

• John McCain's Straight Talk Express tours America!--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 08:10, 3 October 2007 (UTC)
• Behold: the house that George built! --Careax 06:41, 18 October 2007 (UTC)

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[edit] China Steps Up Food Inspection

Okay... better make sure that I ship this to the Ni Fong Lead-Analysis Lab instead of the Mattel Factory next door.

[edit] California Condor Flies Over Mountains

• a California Condor circles above John McCain as he visits San Diego begging for money.--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 08:07, 3 October 2007 (UTC)

[edit] The Great Mime, Marcel Marceuau, Dies In Paris

• Michael Jackson thought the freaky looking impersonator very rude for joining him on stage. But he politely removed his hat anyway. --Careax 05:47, 9 October 2007 (UTC)

• The Ghost of Marcel Marceuau strikes again!--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 05:11, 10 October 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Barracks Discovered Shaped Like A Swastika

• The architect was a communist fag, anyway. --YetiCGN 07:07, 15 October 2007 (UTC)

• Area citizens were outraged after discovering their parking lot vaguely resembled an upside-down penis (as seen below the building). --The Bastard 06:29, 18 October 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Iran's President Addresses The U.N.

• Yes, the gentleman in the back! But first: Don't dare to ask any Skulls and Bones questions on me! Go ahead, please. --YetiCGN 21:39, 15 October 2007 (UTC)

[edit] World Fencing Championships

• Iranian security attempt to subdue a questioner who dared to ask a Skull and Bones question of Mahmoud.--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 22:45, 16 October 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Knut In The Berlin Zoo

[edit] The Greatest President Ever Delivers Speech To Firefighter's Group, Photo #1

• Bush: See, that's where our nation is going. - Kid: Oh, you mean the other right? --YetiCGN 07:10, 15 October 2007 (UTC)

• President Bush discusses important matters of state with his Secretary of Cooties, Billy Johansen. --The Bastard 04:49, 18 October 2007 (UTC)

[edit] The Greatest President Ever Delivers Speech To Firefighter's Group, Photo #2

• The Greatest President Ever delivers a speech as a flag accidentally wanders into frame.--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 22:42, 16 October 2007 (UTC)

• The President gave a moving and heartfelt speach despite the fact he wasn't wearing any pants. --The Bastard 04:51, 18 October 2007 (UTC)

[edit] A Sink Hole In San Diego Damages Road, Homes

• "Whatever did this, it had nothing to do with me!" says local area fat man. --The Bastard 05:27, 18 October 2007 (UTC)