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Contents 1 Praying Hands Sculpture At Oral Roberts University, Tulsa, Oklahoma 2 Endangered Mountain Gorilla And Baby 3 A Cargo Ship Delivers Goods From Overseas, Photo #1 4 A Cargo Ship Delivers Goods From Overseas, Photo #2 5 Nissan Introduces New Concept Car 6 A Terrorist Is Brought To Gitmo 7 A Coyote Is Spotted In Southern California 8 Latest Girl Band, The Twelve Girls, From China 9 A Cat At A Computer Workstation 10 A Gorilla In Japan Walks On A Rope 11 Health Officials Fear Outbreak of Ebola

[edit] Praying Hands Sculpture At Oral Roberts University, Tulsa, Oklahoma

• Oh Lord, thou are so very big. --Randroid 21:03, 10 October 2007 (UTC)

• A brand new Roland JX-60A park bench was installed today next to some statue honoring something or other. --The Bastard 06:47, 18 October 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Endangered Mountain Gorilla And Baby

• "Some day my child, you too will become an Irish jig superstar in an Arby's TV ad." --Careax 06:28, 18 October 2007 (UTC)

[edit] A Cargo Ship Delivers Goods From Overseas, Photo #1

• Another shipment of lead from China arrives at America's busiest port. Some assembly required.--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 23:53, 9 October 2007 (UTC)
• China's latest import: surplus Falun Gong devotees. For sale this Christmas at bargain prices in a Wal-Mart near you! --Careax 06:33, 18 October 2007 (UTC)

[edit] A Cargo Ship Delivers Goods From Overseas, Photo #2

[edit] Nissan Introduces New Concept Car

• This, zoologists say, is the common prey of SUV's. --The Bastard 03:48, 17 October 2007 (UTC)
• The concept is: nobody would ever drive this! --Careax 06:34, 18 October 2007 (UTC)
• Japan introduces the world's largest clothes hanger.--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 02:03, 19 October 2007 (UTC)
• The world is introduced to the newest Transformer: Optimus Gay. --Careax 05:32, 19 October 2007 (UTC)

[edit] A Terrorist Is Brought To Gitmo

• This is what you get for causing trouble at a John Kerry speech --YetiCGN 07:05, 15 October 2007 (UTC)

• "Do we have big plans for you? Let's just say you're going to be the icing on our naked pyramid cake!" --Careax 06:19, 18 October 2007 (UTC)

• Shoes! Shoes? Where you're going, you won't need shoes...--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 02:02, 19 October 2007 (UTC)

[edit] A Coyote Is Spotted In Southern California

• Coyote makes an ill-fated trip into one of the military's many Anvil Dropping ranges. The ASPCA is excepted to press charges. --The Bastard 06:54, 18 October 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Latest Girl Band, The Twelve Girls, From China

China's cloning program reaches maturity. --Randroid 19:58, 13 October 2007 (UTC)

• They might be cute. The might be musical. But apparently they can't count. --Careax 05:30, 19 October 2007 (UTC)

"Paul Revere and the Raiders" Look-alike contest underway in China. --Alethic Logic 16:36, 21 October 2007 (UTC)

[edit] A Cat At A Computer Workstation

• A new danger to American jobs besides foreigners: Foreign cats! --YetiCGN 07:06, 15 October 2007 (UTC)

• One of the few times you can find pussy on the internet. --The Bastard 05:29, 18 October 2007 (UTC)

[edit] A Gorilla In Japan Walks On A Rope

• During his time in the military, President Bush excelled in obstacle courses. --The Bastard 02:34, 17 October 2007 (UTC)
• Blackwater's CEO, Erik Prince arrives in Washington to testify before Congress.--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 06:23, 18 October 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Health Officials Fear Outbreak of Ebola

• See, I'm just gonna rub this solvent onto your skin and you will be an American in no time. --YetiCGN 21:40, 15 October 2007 (UTC)
• Mrs. Romney on the campaign trail for her husband, Mitt greets a possible voter.--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 22:40, 16 October 2007 (UTC)
• Barbara Bush reunited with a man she met at the Houston Astrodome after Katrina.--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 02:54, 17 October 2007 (UTC)