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Contents 1 Severe Weather Hits Midwest, Photo #1 2 Severe Weather Hits Midwest, Photo #2 3 Severe Weather Hits Midwest, Photo #3 4 Scientists Find Source Of Aurora Borealis 5 Winter In The Black Forest, Germany 6 Royal Opera House Of London Stages The Nutcracker 7 The Greatest President Ever Inspects Troops 8 North Korea's Glorious Leader, Kim Jong Il, With Military Leaders 9 Nuculer Facility Technician, Iran 10 Scientists Create Glow-in-the-dark Cat 11 Whales Wear Santa Hats 12 Parking Garage Rescue 13 South Korean Legislature Discuss Impeachment 14 Scientists Genetically Modify Mouse To Not Fear Cats

[edit] Severe Weather Hits Midwest, Photo #1

• Hillary left a path of destruction in her wake.
• Global Warming attacks America's heartland with gallons and gallons of warmth.--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 21:51, 12 December 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Severe Weather Hits Midwest, Photo #2

Barbara Bush left a path of destruction in her wake.

• Lincoln actively refutes Al Gore's claims of global warming. - The Lake Effect 22:22, 12 December 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Severe Weather Hits Midwest, Photo #3

• Path of Destruction trifecta completed by Nancy Pelosi who ironicaly hurt a supporter/bear --WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 07:22, 12 December 2007 (UTC)

• And this is what happens when Stephen Colbert develops mutant powers like Iceman. - The Lake Effect 22:20, 12 December 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Scientists Find Source Of Aurora Borealis

Tommy Chong's fortress of solitude was never hard to find. 06:59, 12 December 2007 (UTC)Grazon

Incidentally, sasquatches and yeti are now known to suffer from serious indigestion and gas problems. It's true, Bigfoot's farts are responsible for climate change. - The Lake Effect 21:54, 12 December 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Winter In The Black Forest, Germany

&%#@#@#@#@ing! Al Gore and Zee Global worming. 21:46, 17 December 2007 (UTC)Grazon

[edit] Royal Opera House Of London Stages The Nutcracker

Ron Reagan is planning to hit this tonight.

[edit] The Greatest President Ever Inspects Troops

• The President holds back tears, emotional from the brilliance of the administration's troop surge plan. - The Lake Effect 15:57, 14 December 2007 (UTC)

• "(cough, cough)....lay prone... eh eh, just kiddin guys."--GlennBecksAT**l (talk) 20:36, 14 December 2007 (UTC)

• No one had the heart to tell George the troops were on the other side--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 20:18, 15 December 2007 (UTC)

• All the troops showed their respect for the President's wicked bad French mime skillz. --Careax 00:17, 21 December 2007 (UTC)

[edit] North Korea's Glorious Leader, Kim Jong Il, With Military Leaders

• "Okay, so right now, I'm NOT SO RONERY..." -The Lake Effect 15:58, 14 December 2007 (UTC)

• Yoko Ono requires a military escort to protect her from those who blame her for the bands break up. 02:09, 16 December 2007 (UTC)Grazon

Excellent!

• The generals were all keen to win their leader's vote in the "Biggest Silliest Hat Award". --Careax 00:14, 21 December 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Nuculer Facility Technician, Iran

Borat gets a new job at the Kazikstan Nuclear Facility. 02:07, 16 December 2007 (UTC)Grazon

• Energy plant powered exclusively by Mahmoud's farts has its draw-backs. --Careax 00:12, 21 December 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Scientists Create Glow-in-the-dark Cat

The result of Borat getting a new job at the Kazikstan Nuclear Facility. 20:00, 15 December 2007 (UTC)Grazon

Good one!

• Scientists, optimistic that luminous cats will be the new accessory for drug-addled kids, plan to open the Glowing Pussy night club. --Careax 00:09, 21 December 2007 (UTC)

• Santa finally announces replacement for retiring Rudolph. --Careax 07:25, 21 December 2007 (UTC)

• Abomination! Threat to society! Oh, kill it! KILL IT!

[edit] Whales Wear Santa Hats

• Accepting Christmas, the whales are one step closer to accepting Jesus Christ, unlike those heathen sea lions. - The Lake Effect 22:47, 17 December 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Parking Garage Rescue

Surprisingly enough neither Laura Bush nor Ted Kennedy had anything to do with this. 00:45, 18 December 2007 (UTC)Grazon

• Non-American car attempts suicide. -The Lake Effect 21:21, 18 December 2007 (UTC)

[edit] South Korean Legislature Discuss Impeachment

• Chaos breaks out in the Assembly building with news of the cafeteria's shortage of kimchee. -The Lake Effect 22:52, 17 December 2007 (UTC)

• Someone was trying to cheat at W.O.W.! -00:44, 18 December 2007 (UTC) Grazon

• Rain hysteria reaches a new level. --Careax 00:06, 21 December 2007 (UTC)

• An exorcism taking place in a South Korean Baptist Church. Greatest President Ever, although not pictured, was in attendance.

[edit] Scientists Genetically Modify Mouse To Not Fear Cats

• Mouse's testicles account for half of his mass. - The Lake Effect 23:06, 19 December 2007 (UTC)