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Contents 1 Zookeeper And Giraffe 2 Some People Waiting For Trains In China 3 Man Scales Ice 4 New York Giants Beat New England Patriots In Football's 42nd Super Bowl 5 Bird Festival in The Philippines 6 Revelers Celebrate Mardi Gras 7 Storm Brings Snow To Arizona 8 Females Graduate Karbala Police Academy

[edit] Zookeeper And Giraffe

Dr. Colbert mentioned Margaret on the February 5, 2008 episode of The Greatest News Program Ever!

• So long as it's a female Giraffe the Republican party has no objection to their Union. 03:58, 2 February 2008 (UTC)Grazon

• She gives a great Frenchie --Randroid 01:28, 4 February 2008 (UTC)

• You wouldn't believe what she can do with that tongue...... 04:57, 4 February 2008 (UTC)Grazon

• Giraffes Gone Wild - the perfect DVD gift! - The Lake Effect 11:39, 5 February 2008 (UTC)

[edit] Some People Waiting For Trains In China

• It's true: every single square mile of China is this crowded! --Careax 04:53, 2 February 2008 (UTC)

• Two words: Birth Control. 05:53, 2 February 2008 (UTC)Grazon

• Attention passengers: will the owner of a red sports bag with the name "Chan" please come to the lost and found.--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 06:05, 2 February 2008 (UTC)

• Okay people, to your places. The dress-rehearsal for the Olympics is about to start.--128.197.11.30 00:02, 4 February 2008 (UTC)

• Thank you for touring the Soylent Green factory.--130.237.152.213 00:55, 4 February 2008 (UTC)

[edit] Man Scales Ice

• After watching The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe one too many times, Obama begins his quest to single-handedly conquer the fortress of "Ice Queen Clinton" and save Narnia from four years of snow, monsters, and "politics as usual" cruelty. --Careax 08:16, 8 February 2008 (UTC)

[edit] New York Giants Beat New England Patriots In Football's 42nd Super Bowl

• Tiki! Tiki! Where are you, Tiki!?--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 03:18, 4 February 2008 (UTC)

[edit] Bird Festival in The Philippines

• Guess what kind of soup they're serving tomorrow? 05:44, 5 February 2008 (UTC)Grazon

[edit] Revelers Celebrate Mardi Gras

• [Insert tasteless Obama joke] 01:43, 6 February 2008 (UTC)Grazon

[edit] Storm Brings Snow To Arizona

• See? Even God doesn't aprove of the giants winning. 01:43, 6 February 2008 (UTC)Grazon

[edit] Females Graduate Karbala Police Academy

• It's going to be hard to spot a cop at a distance. 05:51, 6 February 2008 (UTC)Grazon
• They're armed with those bad boys?! What ever you do, NEVER make jokes to them about "that time of the month"! --Careax 02:31, 8 February 2008 (UTC)
• Nuns! ASSEMBLE!