Tornadoes Hit America's South, Photo #1

Tornadoes Hit America's South, Photo #2

Everything an American family could ever want.--Pro-Lick 00:27, 13 February 2008 (UTC)
FEMA teams up with NSA to present the latest in housing fashion...--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 01:43, 13 February 2008 (UTC)
Realtors new property pitch: The perfect property for amateur astronomers! --Careax 06:49, 13 February 2008 (UTC)

John McCain shows he's a healthy 71 by holding out 2 thumbs with 1 eye open.--Pro-Lick 00:33, 13 February 2008 (UTC)
McCain details the dimensions of his POW cage back in Vietnam. - The Lake Effect 20:44, 13 February 2008 (UTC)

Happy Agonizingly Painful Death Day everyone! :-D --Careax 02:29, 8 February 2008 (UTC)

The makers of this float live in a glass house yet they continue to throw rocks. 18:26, 7 February 2008 (UTC)Grazon
Who's the bitch now, bitch!--81.169.137.209 22:43, 7 February 2008 (UTC)

Ok people here's the plan. If we put some houses in the twisters way I bet one of them will land on Hillary. 23:11, 8 February 2008 (UTC)Grazon
The tornadoes will greet us as liberators. We'll have them contained within 3 weeks, tops.--Pro-Lick 00:43, 13 February 2008 (UTC)
For some reason, the Tennessee natives staged their version of "Greased Lightning" during The Greatest President Ever's visit.--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 01:26, 13 February 2008 (UTC)
"Does anyone else see that bright red armadillo sitting on the table?!" --Careax 06:40, 13 February 2008 (UTC)

The races Obama won were: Louisiana, Nebraska, Washington, and Maine

Maine exercises its right to bear cameras and attempts to flash Obama to death before he can escape to another state.--Pro-Lick 00:49, 13 February 2008 (UTC)

"I just don't understand why you insist that I'm up-playing the religious aspects of my campaign. Now will you please come over and nail my wrist to a two by four?" - The Lake Effect 20:47, 13 February 2008 (UTC)