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Contents 1 Coen Brothers Win Academy Awards 2 Image Of Barack Hussein Obama From 2006 Trip To Africa Discovered 3 Police Dogs In Germany Get Shoes 4 5,500 Year-old Structure Found In Peru 5 American Student Starved While Studying In Egypt 6 Cuba's New President, Raul Castro Meets With Vatican Official 7 Ghana's President Gets To Meet The Greatest President Ever 8 Two Fighter Jets Crash Over Gulf Of Mexico 9 Britain's Prince Harry Secretly Deployed In Afghanistan For Three Months 10 Gas Leak May Have Caused Explosion In Illinois Shopping Center

Coen Brothers Win Academy Awards

• Russ Lieber steals an award from the Cohen brothers. 19:00, 25 February 2008 (UTC)Grazon
• Both Coen brothers were later tackled to the floor by actress Ellen Page, on account of "those two muthafuckas didn't deserve what Juno shoulda won!" Quotes obtained from an insider.

Image Of Barack Hussein Obama From 2006 Trip To Africa Discovered

• Mwa, ha, ha! With this picture, Clinton will surely win the Democrat primary. May the Goddess be with us. --88.191.41.118 02:15, 26 February 2008 (UTC)
• You hear that noise? It's the sound over every freeper in America having an orgasm. 02:21, 26 February 2008 (UTC)Grazon
• "So I just play this flute and snakes will start dancing out of wicker baskets, eh?" --Careax 08:57, 26 February 2008 (UTC)
• "I must remind you that we don't recommend this ritual for those with arthritis, pregnant women, and people running for President of the United States of America." - The Lake Effect 22:50, 26 February 2008 (UTC)

Police Dogs In Germany Get Shoes

• Our new show: "Animals Close-Up With a Wide-Angle Lens Wearing Shoes"--85.181.174.24 19:04, 26 February 2008 (UTC)

5,500 Year-old Structure Found In Peru

• Larry King's long lost birthplace finally rediscovered. --Careax 08:48, 26 February 2008 (UTC)

American Student Starved While Studying In Egypt

go buy some food. --Slappy 02:32, 28 February 2008 (UTC)

• The dreadful truth behind Slim-Fast.

Cuba's New President, Raul Castro Meets With Vatican Official

• "You want to smell some Cuban smoke? Pull my finger!" --Careax 18:00, 1 March 2008 (UTC)
• Sneek peek of the new Hollywood blockbuster: Mr. Magoo goes to the Vatican. --Careax 18:25, 3 March 2008 (UTC)

Ghana's President Gets To Meet The Greatest President Ever

• No I'm not your uncle and if you ask me about rice one more times I'm kicking your pale ass chimpy! 04:09, 29 February 2008 (UTC)Grazon
• Ghana's president, John Kufour, objects to The Greatest President Ever's nickname for him: Principal Blackman.--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer
• "For the last time President Bush, I don't want to hear about Condi's huge ass!" --Careax 18:23, 3 March 2008 (UTC)

Two Fighter Jets Crash Over Gulf Of Mexico

Two F-15 Eagles did crash during training exercises, just not the two pictured.

• Hugo Chavez immediately blames Columbia. --Careax 18:21, 3 March 2008 (UTC)

Britain's Prince Harry Secretly Deployed In Afghanistan For Three Months

• If I knee his donkey will I have Royaly kicked his ass? 20:28, 28 February 2008 (UTC)Grazon
• Dear grandmama: This war has made me a man.
• "Nice ass kid. Reminds me of my step-mother." --Careax 18:18, 3 March 2008 (UTC)

Gas Leak May Have Caused Explosion In Illinois Shopping Center

• The kind of "blowout sale" you DON'T want to be at! --Careax 17:57, 1 March 2008 (UTC)