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Contents 1 Zoo Animals Given Easter Treats 2 N.M. Governor Bill Richardson Formally Endorses Barack Hussein Obama For President 3 Nancy Pelosi Meets With The Dalai Lama 4 U.S. Reaches 4,000th Military Casualty In Iraq 5 The Easter Bunny Gets To Meet The Greatest President Ever! 6 Pope Baptizes Muslim Convert 7 Taiko Drummers Help Celebrate Easter 8 Forecasters Warn Of More Flooding In Midwest 9 Dog 'Prays' At Japanese Temple 10 Children Play In Canoe On River 11 Nancy Reagan Endorses John McCain For President

[edit] Zoo Animals Given Easter Treats

• Bush celebrates Easter early. 16:33, 21 March 2008 (UTC)Grazon

[edit] N.M. Governor Bill Richardson Formally Endorses Barack Hussein Obama For President

• "With this handshake I solemnly hand over my sporty new beard to your." --Careax 23:16, 23 March 2008 (UTC)
• His hands are soft, almost like he's never worked a day in the fields picking strawberries...--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 07:30, 24 March 2008 (UTC)

[edit] Nancy Pelosi Meets With The Dalai Lama

• Namby-pamby multiculturalists are trying to dilute American culture and help the terrorists win, by befriending weird people dressed in weird garb. Wait, that's a Buddhist monk? That's Dalai Lama himself? Oh, then she's just being a hypocrite.
• Holy crap the Democrats are trying to piss off our Chinese Masters! 22:10, 24 March 2008 (UTC)Grazon

[edit] U.S. Reaches 4,000th Military Casualty In Iraq

Please note: as of this posting (March 23, 2008) the soldier posing with John McCain is still alive.

• The surge is working! The surge is working!--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 22:22, 24 March 2008 (UTC)
• Ok I posed with you now when do I get to go home Senator? 03:20, 25 March 2008 (UTC)Grazon

[edit] The Easter Bunny Gets To Meet The Greatest President Ever!

• Bush tries to give another unwanted back rub to a foreigner. 00:34, 25 March 2008 (UTC)Grazon
• Hiding inside the bunny costume allowed Condi and George to finally hold each other in public!--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 12:44, 25 March 2008 (UTC)

[edit] Pope Baptizes Muslim Convert

• hehe, this should piss off the muslim fundies. --Grazon 19:33, 26 March 2008 (UTC)

[edit] Taiko Drummers Help Celebrate Easter

[edit] Forecasters Warn Of More Flooding In Midwest

• I knew I should have took a left at Pismo Beach...--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 12:45, 25 March 2008 (UTC)
• "I know it seems dangerous, but I get paid to keep on truckin'."

[edit] Dog 'Prays' At Japanese Temple

• They're even color coordinated. --Grazon 20:42, 25 March 2008 (UTC)

[edit] Children Play In Canoe On River

And to think some idiots rant about how the west needs to be more like the east. 16:49, 25 March 2008 (UTC)Grazon

[edit] Nancy Reagan Endorses John McCain For President

• "Hey, junior. You better not get the Sunnis, Shia and Kurds mixed up again. I'm not gonna correct you like that Jew did."--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 07:34, 26 March 2008 (UTC)
• McCain: Here's my best Ronnie impression: "We start bombing in five minutes." How did I do? "Well?"
• Nancy: "A bit of black hair dye and some rose blush on your cheeks and you're good to go."--OHeL 11:54, 28 March 2008 (UTC)
• Michael Jackson is really starting to let himself jo. --Grazon 23:06, 28 March 2008 (UTC)