Wyoming
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Does Wyoming actually exist?
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WYOMING (smaller squareville) 
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| Capitol: | Sheridan Wyo Rodeo |
| State Flower: | Salt |
| Official Language: | Larry The Cableguyenese |
| State Bird: | Inbread Pidgeon |
| State Motto: | Wyoming, that's near Colorado right? |
| Nickname: | The "Where's that" State |
| Governor: | Serving his 37th Consecutive term, John Wayne (they don't know he's [s]dead/s] frozen yet, so they keep reelecting him) |
| State Anthem: | Free Bird, played on a rape whistle |
| Population: | 241 |
| Standard MPH: | As fast as your little tractor's heart desires |
| Principal imports: | Hay, and an Abundance of nothingness |
| Principal exports: | Cowboys and recycled chewing tobacco |
| Principal industries: | Harmonica manufacturing |
| Fun Fact # 1: | Wyoming is known as Montana's cancerous growth |
| Fun Fact # 2: | Dick Cheney learned how to shoot a shotgun with precise accuracy here. |
Wyoming doesn't really exist. Dick Cheney claims to hail from this state, but all real Americans know this is just a clever ruse to keep the godless liberals confused.
Gay Cowboys
The 2005 film Brokeback Mountain takes place in Wyoming, (but was not filmed in Wyoming because Canada was much more Wyoming-esque than Wyoming) causing anyone outside of the United States to think of only homosexual intercourse when someone mentions "Wyoming."
Nickname
Wyoming is known in some circles as "the Equality State", so named because its short sides are equal in proportion to one another, and its long sides are also equal in proportion to one another. In Wyoming, everyone is equal: equally a square. And don't argue that Wyoming is actually a "rectangle". It has four sides and a package could come inside of it if it were three-dimensional. It's a square.
Discovery
History
Achieving Statehood
Wyoming and Colorado were born as conjoined twins, connected at the Cheyenne. After a greuling three-day operation, surgeons separated the two states so they each could run free and seperate. To this day, Wyoming is still jealous of its more rugged twin.
Gay-Cowboy Wyoming Today
Non-Gay-Cowboy Wyoming Today
Gay-Cowboy Wyoming Landmarks
Non-Gay-Cowboy Wyoming Landmarks
Famous Gay-Cowboy Wyomingers
Famous Non-Gay-Cowboy Wyomingers
A Typical Day in Gay-Cowboy Wyoming
A Typical Day in Non-Gay-Cowboy Wyoming
External Links
Charitable Organizations in Wyoming
Categories: State | Stubs
