Xenu

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The Baby Satan has a special place in hell for
Xenu
and YOU just for visiting this internets tube!


Xenu is the $cientologist version of Satan. Only instead of living at the center of the Earth, Xenu lives somewhere in outer space, where he works part time as a Ming the Merciless impersonator.

Things Xenu loves

  • Douglas DC-8 airliners
  • Psychiatry
  • Ming the Merciless (President of the Trans-Galactic Ming the Merciless Fan Club)
  • Volcanos
  • Wikip*dia

Things Xenu hates

See also



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