Yankee Doodle Dandy

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Yankee Doodle Dandy
is a "Red State Anthem"
that plays in Heaven and Texas--Hallelujah!!!



A brave song about a stoic, fearsome man who made himself visible to the cowering public.

This American Standard was written by the 18th century English. It's a song about a cowardly public who, when faced with the magnificent and heroic Yankee Doodle Dandy, are forced to run to their prissy Parlimentary leadership in hopes of a peaceful and affable understanding with the goodly giant.

Robert Wuhl has offered a separate and wholly unsubstantiated account of the song's origins on his show "Assume The Position", but who believes that wanker anyway?

Oh No!
Yankee Doodle Dandy
needs help fast!
Quick! Someone call the cavalry!
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