Yoga

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The Baby Satan has a special place in hell for
Yoga
and YOU just for visiting this internets tube!
Hello, Yoga
Asian and very good at math.


Yoga is [1]evil we know this because Pat Robertson said it was so. Nothing more than a means for Satan's Minions to communicate with him. Hippies claim it is "exercise", but Real Americans know that the only reason to bend and twist in that way is for dancing or sex.

Plus, since when do Americans need to exercise, am I right?

Contents

Origins

Famous Practitioners

Basic Asanas

Advanced Asanas

See Also



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