Yosemite
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[edit] What Is Yosemite?
Yosemite is a National Park. It's known for its waterfalls, cliffs, and bears that stalk campsites. Yosemite was recently featured on Bear Hater's Magazine as the evilest place in California. That's saying a lot.
[edit] How Was Yosemite Created?
Yosemite was created by a bunch of bear loving hippies from California.
[edit] Where Is Yosemite Located?
It's in the Sierra Nevada Mountains in California.
[edit] How Can Americans Enjoy Yosemite?
Americans can enjoy Yosemite by never visiting, lobbying members of Congress to either cut funding or allow an aerial bombardment of the bear populated areas and getting someone to turn it into a parking lot.
[edit] Yosemite Fun Facts
Yosemite sucks.unless of course you like sucking smoke,or if you are hillary clinton.


