Young Republicans

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Young Republicans
Makes The Baby Jesus™ Happy
And that Makes Stephen happy, too!

The Young Republicans is a group dedicated to providing youth to the Republican party. Michael J. Fox is not a member. President George W. Bush has a free lifetime membership.

Young Leaders

In August of 2007, Jessica Colon of Texas took over. It had nothing to do with her last name being colon or Glenn Murphy. Republican's have great respect for diversity and wanted female leadership.

Michigan is currently looking for someone to help out in their sector. If anyone is interested, don't call Michael Flory.

Young Elections

In 2007, they held an election convention. Fred Thompson and Mitt Romney attended, but did not support Glenn Murphy in any way. They also did not attend any parties afterwards or touch him or volunteer for any photo ops with him. They supported Colon.