Your Mom

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The Baby Satan has a special place in hell for
Your Mom
and YOU just for visiting this internets tube!


Your mom is

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[edit] ...so fat...

  • When she goes to the beach, the tide comes in
  • She has her own area code


[edit] ...is so dumb...

  • She brings a spoon to the Super Bowl


[edit] ...is so old...

  • I thought she was your grandmammy
  • She owes Moses a quarter!
  • she was a waitress at the Last Supper!


[edit] ...is so gay...

  • You have two moms!


  • That she isn't

[edit] ...is so white...

  • Stephen Colbert calls her "sir"


[edit] ...is so short...

You can see her legs in her ID photo



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