Your accountant
From Wikiality
The guy who does your taxes. He's really good with money, so would better keep him (that's because he's Jewish. You can still be anti-Semitic the entire year, just not on April 15.) Your Accountant has at the very least a 2nd degree black-belt in Jewjitsu, the art of accounting. He has studied Jewjitsu since time of conception. Your Accountant is most likely your lawyer as well.
