Zell Miller

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Former Senator from Georgia, who entered the revolving door and got an awesome job as a Senior Policy Advisor and sometime FOX contributor. Zell once challenged Chris Matthews to a duel.

Background

Zell Miller is "officially" a Democrat, but eveyone knows that he is a red-blooded American conservative. He became a Democrat as a result of accidentally buying a copy of Harper's Weekly while in an airport in Georgia. He has refused to switch to the Republican party because he would have to actually enter the Democratic Party's Headquarters to do so.

Zell is an olde-tyme politician, like Davy Crockett, because he fought bears in an around his hometown of Young Harris, Georgia.

Current Score: Zell Miller 17 - Bears 0