Zell Miller

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Zell Miller
is a Beautiful Republican
God Bless America
Despite what you may have heard
Zell Miller
Is totally not racist!
Zell Miller agrees with Rush,
No Quantity of Dead or Injured Soldiers is sufficient; No exit strategy is necessary.
RUSH IS RIGHT!!! RUSH IS RIGHT!!!


Former Senator from Georgia, who entered the revolving door and got an awesome job as a Senior Policy Advisor and sometime FOX contributor. Zell once challenged Chris Matthews to a duel.

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Background

Zell Miller is "officially" a Democrat, but eveyone knows that he is a red-blooded American conservative. He became a Democrat as a result of accidentally buying a copy of Harper's Weekly while in an airport in Georgia. He has refused to switch to the Republican party because he would have to actually enter the Democratic Party's Headquarters to do so.

Zell is an olde-tyme politician, like Davy Crockett, because he fought bears in an around his hometown of Young Harris, Georgia.

Current Score: Zell Miller 17 - Bears 0


I am Zell Miller and my lawyer swears I'm not a
Zell Miller
is a United States Senator
for the state of Georgia
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