Pastafarian
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Pastafarianism, the more common name for the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, is a religion whose followers--which include really cool people--believe that the Flying Spaghetti Monster created the universe. It DID create the universe, and midgets--like unicorns--are real.
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[edit] Beliefs
Pastafarians claim that pirates are ideal beings, whose name was ruined by the catholic church in the 1800's. They believed that pirates in fact gave out candy to small children. Also, as a repercussion, their demise over the last few centuries has caused global warming. Though this may not be the absolute truth, it is a possibility not often looked at given that this theory best fit the data collected so far. Pirates existed before, and still exist today in the form of drug smugglers on speedboats.
The religion of Pastafarians was an idea created to give challenge to the idea of teaching Creationism in science courses within Kansas public schools. Also, You would be hard pressed to find a person whole-heartedly believing in the Flying Spaghetti Monster because the first holy law of Pastafarianism is having a sense of humor.
[edit] Subsects
A few extremist Pastafarians (a specific group called Porfons) believe that the Flying Spaghetti Monster is not one being, but three, and that the Pasta, the Meatballs, and the Holy Sauce, as they are called, are seperate beings.
Other sects believed that Macaroni, and not Spaghetti, is the true form of the God of Pastafarianism. They refer to their creator as the Flying Macaroni Monster and they believe that the vision of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is corrupted by interference.
The various sects often argue over the singularity vs. trinity of their God as well as its true form.
The best thing about pastafarianism? It is not only acceptable, but advisable, to be heavily sauced.
